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I always find writing bios hard as I tend to be rather bad with words and ever so slightly socially awkward..Here goes nothing I guessss...Yooooooo (nice gansta opening) I'm Alisha, I'm 17 and I'm Irish. I'm nothing special and I have more problems than I care to admit but don't we all? someone once said If you're going through hell, just keep going and that's all I'm tryna do <3 Feel free to talk to me and follow me, i likes making tumblr friends alsoooo down in the right hand corner I suggest you press play, I haven't put names to any of the songs because judging books by their cover is far too unnecessary and unfair..sooo have fun and buh-bye and happy scrolling xo
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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Posted 8 hours ago With 267,528 notes

clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

Posted 8 hours ago With 25,774 notes

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

Posted 8 hours ago With 535,792 notes

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

Posted 9 hours ago With 117,025 notes